Tuesday night television

Did you know that every contestant on American Idol has been singing since they were 3 years old? 

Know what? 

I have also been singing since I was 3 year old.  I even got to be in choir a year early because my mom's friend was the children's choir director.  I was in choir from the time I was 4 till I was almost 18. 

Know what else?

When I sing in the car my dad threatens to put me off on the side of the road and take all my worldly possessions away from me if I don't shut up. 

So if one more idiot on American Idol tells the camera man that they should be the next american idol because they have been singing since they were 3 years old I'm going to start telling people the reason I should be an attorney is because I've been fluent in English since I was 2. 

K - I'm going to the library to be productive. 

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[Lumberjack]

I became a lumberjack because I've had a Christmas tree every year since I was zero!